Sunday, October 4, 2009

Masturbation

Here's a simple experiment, turn to the person next to you and say, "How often do you masturbate?" The reaction should be highly amusing.

Masturbation is one of those things that almost everybody does, but nobody (outside of confidential polls) admits to. He does it. She does it! I do it! Its nature's rule. It has to get out of your body somehow. Even porcupines masturbate! Meanwhile roughly 90% of all males and at least 70% of all females do masturbate. So why the big coverup? Hey, big deal, you say, I take a crap every day, but I don't go around bragging about that either.

Fair enough. But while a lot of people might decline to discuss their toileting habits, very few of these would go so far as to lie to you and claim they don't poop. And yet, pretty much every young man/woman will hurry to declare that they don't masturbate and that even if they "did that stuff when they were kids," it was just an embarrassing phase of curiosity that they have definitely outgrown.

Most people believe masturbation is wrong, evil and "anti-god" or even "anti-religion". In fact, its quite the contrary. Masturbation helps one learn about his or her own sexuality and prepares one for quality "couple's sex" down the road. Pro-masturbation educators claim that masturbating helps young people (and even adults) find realistic control over their sexual appetites, empowering them to make better choices about who they have sex with, when, and why.

For all those religious fanatics who say that - "touching yourself" and masturbating is a sin and you shall go to hell if you do it, all I have to say is - It was God's plan to make everyone get horny at some point or the other. And God or Evolution, has seen it fit to equip the human form such that, our fingertips dangle enticingly at roughly the same height as our crotches. And hence, its very hard to resist the temptation to let their fingers stray toward the naughty bits.

And if you can be as ignorant as to actually believe that masturbating will make someone pregnant, well I am sorry to say but it won't, no matter how hard you try. It's the safest way to fulfill your sexual desires as there is no partner involved (not talking about mutual masturbation here). No AIDS worry. And definitely no worry over infidelity issues.

All that masturbation does, is help you relax, sleep better and give you immense pleasure! Now why would any one want to deprive themselves of something like that? There's no reason to be ashamed of using your body the way you want to! Its the best instrument you've got and the best you'll ever get!






8 comments:

Rakesh Vanamali said...

I quite agree! There is nothing wrong about it and it is as you say a way to control ones sexual desires!

Lol @ the porcupines part!!! ROFL

Wormy said...

90% Males and 70% Females and Porcupines!! :P Good statistics!

I really dunno how did u manage to find out about the porcupines, but yes, anything within a limit is healthy.

Jeet said...

Yea the porcupines are awesome!

ravibhaskar said...

YEA, ITS VERY NATURAL..... AND OF COURSE IT HELPS U TO BE RELAXED AND "FREE". THNKU 4 SUCH GEINUNE ARTICLE ON A UN-COMMON TOPIC.

Jeet said...

glad you liked it ravi

Rakesh said...

hahaha must say good survey man....but really agreee with you..people actually see it as a sin...god knows y..

Gaurav said...

agree.. natural...ppl who comment here definitely masturbate :p

Jeet said...

@ rakesh

:P

@ gaurav

yup! happy flippin! :P